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  They went in, glancing at each other like errant school boys. “You bring up the joke condoms,” Rafe said quietly to Jonas. “You’re the oldest. I’m not comfortable talking about sex with my aunt.”

  Jonas straightened his shoulders. “It’s not a conversation I want to have, but no doubt she’s heard worse.”

  “That’s true,” Sam said. “You go for it, Jonas. We support you.”

  Fiona waved them into the kitchen, where they leaned against the counters. The silver bar was gone, which Rafe had expected. His brothers gave him the same “You see?” look, to which he simply shrugged. He was more worried about condoms than silver bars at the moment.

  “Rafe wants to tell you something,” Jonas said. “Right, Rafe?”

  He gulped, straightened. “I guess so.” He flashed Jonas an irate glare with his eyes. “Judah has departed.”

  Fiona nodded. “He said he longed to test his mettle on the back of an angry bull. I told him to have at it. Judah’s been restless lately.”

  Rafe swallowed again. “Aunt Fiona,” he said carefully, not sure how to begin, and then Sam said, “Oh, come on. It’s not that hard.”

  Rafe gave his brother a heated look, wishing he could swing his boot against Sam’s backside.

  “Spit it out,” Fiona said. “You’re acting like you have something horrible to tell me. I’ve got butterflies jumping in my stomach just looking at you, like the time you came to tell me you’d burned down the schoolhouse. You hadn’t, but you thought you had—”

  Rafe cleared his throat. “Creed gave us all boxes of prank condoms at his bachelor party as a send-off.”

  Fiona looked at him. “Prank condoms?”

  He nodded. “Different colors, different, uh, styles. In the box, there were ‘trick’ condoms. You were supposed to guess which of the twelve was the trick.”

  Fiona wrinkled her nose. “What ape thought of that?”

  “Creed,” Sam and Jonas said.

  “I mean, the product.” Fiona sighed. “Only an imbecile would buy… Oh, never mind. None of you were dumb enough not to get the joke, so ha-ha.”

  “We hear rumors,” Jonas said, trying to help his brother out, for which Rafe was relieved, “that Darla might be expecting a baby.”

  Fiona frowned. “What does that have to do with us?”

  “Well, is she?” Sam asked.

  “It seems there may be a reason for the marital haste.” Fiona opened the refrigerator and took out a strawberry icebox pie. She cut them each a generous slice, and the brothers eagerly gathered around with grateful thanks. “I have a Books’n’Bingo Society meeting tonight, and I intend to ask my dear friend about this rumor.”

  “Creed thinks,” Sam said, around a mouthful of pie, “that Darla and Judah may have had a…”

  She glanced at him. “Romantic interlude?”

  All three brothers nodded.

  “Did you ask Judah?” she inquired.

  They shook their heads.

  She gazed at all of them. “Do we suspect joke condoms might come into play?”

  “We fear they might have,” Sam said. “They could have. I threw my Trojan horse away,” he said hastily. “But then, I’m a lawyer. I read fine print. When a box says ‘Gag gift only, not for use in preventing pregnancy,’ I hurl it like a ticking bomb into the nearest trash can.”

  “Too bad,” Fiona shot back. “I like babies, and four of you are dragging your feet.”

  “Worse than dragging our feet. Judah’s gone away with a broken heart,” Rafe said.

  “And the joke may be on him?” Fiona eyed each of them. “You believe Darla’s marrying this other man as a cover for a relationship she may have had with Judah?”

  “What we’re theorizing,” Jonas said, “is that he may have thought the condoms were the gag gift, not that they were useless.” Jonas sighed. “I, too, threw Creed’s gift in the trash. I didn’t want hot-pink condom sex with anyone I know.”

  They all looked at him with raised brows.

  “I threw mine away, too,” Rafe admitted. “I’m afraid of children. At least I think I am. Or maybe I’m afraid of getting married,” he said cheerfully. “When I watched Creed go down like a tranquilized bull, I said, ‘Rafe, you are not your twin.’”

  “It’s possible Judah tossed them as well,” Fiona said. “And for all we know, Darla isn’t pregnant, although I wouldn’t bank on it at this point.” She wrapped up the strawberry pie and returned it to the fridge. “Rafe, run upstairs and look in Judah’s nightstand, since that’s where he stayed that night because of the wedding guest housing situation.”

  “Not me,” Rafe said, “I never snoop.”

  Fiona elevated a brow. “We can’t let him go all over several states rodeoing and maybe scattering his seed, so to speak. If he took the condoms with him, and if he honestly needs glasses so much that he can’t read a box—”

  “Who reads the label on a box of condoms besides Sam?” Rafe said. “You just whip the foil packet out and—”

  “Go,” Fiona said. “Your brother’s future may be at stake.”

  “I’m not doing it,” Rafe said, and he meant it.

  Fiona plucked three straws from a broom. “Draw,” she told the brothers. “Short straw plays detective.”

  A moment later, Rafe held the short straw. “It’s not fair,” he grumbled. “I’m the existential one in the family. I believe in reading, and thinking deep thoughts, not nosing into places I don’t belong.” But he went up the stairs. In his heart Rafe knew that Judah and Darla belonged together. But they couldn’t just fall into each other’s arms and make it easy on everybody. “Leaving me with the difficult tasks,” he muttered, reluctantly opening his brother’s nightstand.

  And there was the black box of joke condoms with the hot-pink smiley faces, peace signs and lip prints.

  “Hurry up!” Fiona bellowed from the stairs. “You’re not panning for gold! The suspense is killing us.”

  Rafe grunted. He opened the box.

  There were nine left.

  “Uh-oh,” he muttered, and went downstairs with his report.

  “Three?” Fiona said, when Rafe revealed his findings. “Three have been…are missing?” She looked distressed. “I hope Judah hasn’t had more than one situation where such an item might be called for.”

  They all looked at her, their faces questioning.

  “One woman,” Fiona clarified, and they all said, “Oh, yeah, yeah, right.”

  The brothers glanced at each other, worried.

  Rafe shifted. “What do we do now?”

  They all gazed expectantly at Fiona. This was the counsel they had come to hear.

  She shrugged and put on her wrap. “Nothing you can do. No one can save a man if he decides to give up his ground to the enemy. Faint heart never won fair lady and all that. Good night, nephews,” she said. “Wish me luck at bingo tonight!”

  And she tootled out the door.

  The brothers looked after her.

  “That was not helpful,” Sam said.

  “I agree,” Rafe said. “I thought she’d give us the typical, in-depth Fiona strategy.”

  “She’s right,” Jonas said. “And we should be taking notes to remember this unfortunate episode in our brother’s life.”

  “We probably won’t,” Rafe said morosely, and sat down to finish his pie. “I heard once that men are slow learners.” And he wasn’t going to tell anyone that it was Judge Julie Jenkins, next-door ranch owner and Bode’s daughter, who had thrown that pearl of wisdom at his head.

  DARLA LOOKED AT Jackie Callahan, co-owner of the Magic Wedding Dress Shop. “Pull harder,” she said. “I’m not letting out my dress. I just bought it.”

  Jackie tugged at the fabric. “The satin just doesn’t want to give. And I don’t think it’s good for the baby…?.”

  Darla looked at herself in the triple mirror. “I’ve been eating a lot of strawberries. I crave them.”

  “That shouldn’t cause so much weigh
t gain,” Jackie said. “Not that you look like you’ve gained so very much.”

  “On ice cream,” Darla said, aware that her friend was trying to be tactful. “Strawberries on top of vanilla ice cream.”

  “Oh.” Jackie looked at her. “Maybe switch to frozen yogurt?”

  “There’s only a week before the wedding. I think the waistline isn’t going backward on the measuring tape.” She looked at herself, turning around slowly, and then frowned. “Something’s not right.”

  “I think the dress is beautiful on you.”

  “Thank you,” Darla murmured. “I’m not sure what’s not quite right, but there’s definitely something.”

  “Nerves?” Jackie said. “Brides get them. They want everything to be perfect. We’ve certainly seen our share of Nervous Nells in here.”

  “I’m not nervous,” Darla said. What I am is not in love. And that’s what’s wrong. I’m not in love with the man I’m marrying. And he’s not in love with me.

  “Do you want to try a different gown?” Jackie asked, and Darla shook her head.

  “No. This one will do.” She went to change. The gown was not what was wrong. She could wear a paper bag, or a gown fit for a royal princess, and it wouldn’t matter.

  “Well,” Jackie said as Darla came back out, “I think I know what the problem is.”

  She looked at her, hoping her dear friend, business partner and maid of honor didn’t.

  “You’re not wearing the magic wedding dress,” Jackie said. “You always said it was your dream gown.” She smiled at Darla. “It worked for me.”

  Darla’s gaze slid to the magic wedding dress. It was true. Ever since Sabrina McKinley had brought the gown to her, saying that it brought true luck to the wearer, she had known it was the only gown for her. It was the most beautiful, magical dress she’d ever seen. Sparkly and iridescent, it made her catch her breath.

  But she couldn’t wear it, not to marry someone she didn’t love with all her heart. She was fond of her fiancé. Dr. Sidney Tunstall was a perfect match on paper. Even he’d said that. He needed a wife for his career, and she…well, she needed not to think about the fact that somehow she’d gotten pregnant by Judah Callahan even though she knew he’d conscientiously used a condom every time they’d made love that incredible night.

  He would never believe this was his baby.

  “I don’t think I believe in magic,” Darla said.

  Jackie looked at her. “Magic is what we sell.”

  “I know,” Darla said, “but these days, I’m concentrating on the practical.” Practical, not romantic. No magic, just the bare business proposal. And one day, I’ll tell Judah the truth—after I’ve backed it up with a DNA test.

  She’d had hopes that he was in love with her—but she knew better. Hijacking a guy just because he’d spent one evening giving her the pleasure of her life was no way to win his heart. And especially not when he’d been so very careful with protection. Judah was definitely a hunk who didn’t want to get caught. He’d always been the favorite of the ladies, and he never stayed with just one.

  Practical. That was how it had to be.

  JUDAH WAS INTO LIVING lucky. That was his new approach. He was going to swing by his tail in the jungle of life until he beat the jungle back. He was feeling mean and tough, and resolved to win. Focused.

  He put his entry in for the rodeo in Los Rios, New Mexico, and smiled at the cute brunette who took his money.

  “Haven’t seen you in a while, Judah,” she said. “Where have you been hiding?”

  “On the ranch.” He didn’t want to think about Rancho Diablo right now. “But now I’m back, and I plan on winning. How many entries are there?”

  “Nearly a hundred, all events totaled. You’re just in time. We were about to close registration.”

  “Then I’m lucky,” he said.

  “You could get luckier,” she said with a smile.

  He took that in, maybe half tempted, then shrugged. “You’re too good for me, darlin’,” he said. He winked at her and headed off to find some drinking buddies, telling himself that he hadn’t accepted the brunette’s generous offer because he was in a dark mood—really dark. Refusing her hadn’t anything to do with Darla Cameron.

  But thinking about Darla reminded him that she was marrying another man, and he definitely didn’t want to think darker thoughts than necessary, so he pushed her out of his mind. Broken hearts were a dime a dozen, so his wasn’t special. He headed to the bar, glad to see some cowboys he knew.

  He was welcomed up to the bar with loud greetings.

  “You’re in?” someone asked, and Judah nodded.

  “I’m taking nine months on the circuit to see what I can do. If I can break even and stay healthy, maybe I’ll stay until I’m old and gray.” He took the beer that the bartender handed him, raising it to the crowd. “And one for all my friends.”

  His buddies cheered. Judah grinned. This was what he needed. A buddy chorus of men who understood life as he did.

  The little brunette slid into the bar, sending a smile his way. Female companionship wouldn’t kill him, either. He couldn’t slobber in his beer over Darla forever.

  He’d left his condoms at home.

  And that was probably lucky, too. Judah sighed and looked at his already empty bottle. He didn’t need to sleep with a female. He needed Darla, but Darla—damn her lovely just-right-for-him body—didn’t need him at all. Just when he’d finally kissed the princess of his dreams—after forgoing the temptation for years—the princess had turned into a faithless frog.

  Which just showed you that fairy tales had it all wrong. It wasn’t the woman who always kissed the frog—sometimes it was the guy who got gigged.

  Chapter Three

  Darla wondered if she was making the right decision. Her whole world reeled as she left the doctor’s office.

  Twins. She was having twins. It was the last thing she’d expected to hear at her prenatal checkup. And now she knew why she was getting so big so fast, why her wedding gown was already tight. And her babies’ father was the wildest of the Callahans.

  Her phone rang, startling her. The display read Rancho Diablo. She didn’t necessarily want to talk to Fiona at the moment, but a friendly voice was probably just what she needed. “Hello?”

  “Darla, it’s Sam Callahan. Get your jeans on, doll. We’ll be by in five minutes to pick you up.”

  “Why?”

  “We’re getting up a convoy to go watch Judah ride. He needs all the hometown support he can get. He’s in the finals, and we’re borrowing Fiona’s party van to take the cheering squad over to Los Rios. So get your boots on and put the cat out for the night.”

  She didn’t have a cat, nor any reason to follow this Pied Piper. Nothing good could come of it. “Sam—”

  “And we’re picking up Jackie, Sabrina and Julie just for fun. You don’t want to be the only girl left in town, do you?”

  Put that way, no. But she was getting married in four days, and she was having twins. She was exhausted.

  Then again, the last thing she wanted to do was sit around and think about how her life had spun out of control. And if everybody was going to the rodeo, what harm was there in going, too? “I’ll bring my pom-poms.”

  “That’s my girl,” Sam said. “We’ll take good care of you.”

  She hung up, feeling like a moth attracted to a bright, hot light. “All right, babies. We’re going to go see Daddy ride a big piece of steak around an arena. Your first rodeo.”

  Her children might go to rodeos for years, and they would never know that strong, handsome Judah Callahan was their father. She shivered, thinking about that one wonderful night in his arms.

  It would never happen again.

  FIONA, RAFE AND JONAS waited as Sam hung up the phone.

  “No woman wants to be left out of a party.” Sam grinned. “Just like you said, Aunt Fiona.”

  She nodded. “Now remember, when two immovable objects are forced to mo
ve into the same space—”

  “It’s highly combustible,” Rafe said. “Your play on physics is unique, Aunt.”

  She nodded again. “And remember step two…?.”

  “I feel like a spy,” Jonas said. “You’d better not ever play any of these tricks on me, redoubtable aunt.”

  “Oh, I wouldn’t think of it,” Fiona said, her eyes round.

  Her nephews grunted in unison, not falling for that, and headed off to pick up the other ladies.

  “Did you hear my oldest nephew, Burke, my love?”

  “I did.” He placed a gentle kiss against her temple. “I do believe he offered you a challenge.”

  Fiona smiled. “That’s exactly what I heard, too. And I wouldn’t dream of not accepting a challenge.”

  JUDAH WASN’T NERVOUS about his rides. He’d almost been carried by angel’s wings on every one so far, so high did his bulls buck and thrash, so easily did he hit eight on every ride. Never in his life had he ridden so well. Somehow the bulls he’d drawn were rank, and somehow, he was unbeatable. If rodeo could always be so easy…and yet, in all his years of rodeoing, he’d never ridden like this. He was living in the moment, blessed by the rodeo-loving gods.

  And then it happened. He was sitting outside, thinking about his next ride, pondering the bull he’d drawn—Lightfoot Bill was known for tricks, and better cowboys than him had come flying off—when the hometown crowd came whooping and hollering over to him. It wasn’t a huge scene they made, just enough to let him know they’d brought practically every one of their friends, including Darla Cameron.

  She was definitely pregnant. Even he, who had little experience with the changes of a woman’s body, could see that the lady he loved was with child. Her tummy protruded despite the pretty blue dress she wore, and if his eyes didn’t deceive him her breasts were taking on the shape of sweet cantaloupes.

  Yum.

  She was beautiful, Madonna-like. Judah’s heart thundered as he met Darla’s gaze.

  His concentration went haywire. “Hello, Darla,” he said, and she said, “Hi, Judah. Good luck.”